Thursday, August 25, 2005

May I look at you?


During a normal conversation I make a lot of grammatic mistake expecially when I speak with a girl pointing his eyes into mine, much more hard if she's dressing a tiny shirt showing much more then it covers. So I prefer to write to her. When I write a letter I can read it and then read it again and then read it again till I don't remember anymore why I'm writing a letter and especially to whom. So all the paper I've used to write become my personal archive for my future writing.
But coming back to the real scope of this post when I talk to a girl I have two problems. The first one is that I make a lot of mistakes the second one is that I'm not able to look at her without give a look to her breasts. This is not a good thing, I means. It Is just like a girl talking with me continue to look at my pot-belly. After two or three peep I begin to cover it using pillows, sweaters and everithing i can put on my tummy. But women don't do that they are more ruthless.
At the first glance they assume indifference, at the second look indifference become embarassement but a little voice in their mind say "you love me, pig", at the third look they close the neckline with a rapid move comunicating to you that the show is end and if you want to look again you must pay the ticket that generally in your mind means: dinner, assorted jewels, parents, marriage, and then, perhaps, a litte possibility to give another look to their incredible breasts, in theirs mind maybe not but you know it never.

5 comments:

alsoit said...

why don't you put your dark glasses on?

Attraversino said...

This not always possible, for example during a work meeting when my chief (she's a lady) is speaking to me I can't put dark glasses on and my blue eyes look at her breast. I never understand why she's always wear a t'shirt with a large collar.

alsoit said...

your blue eyes, huh?

Attraversino said...

Blue like the Nutella

alsoit said...

Blue eyes baby's got blue eyes
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue blue day